Over the course of the last several days, I've learned a few facts about myself.
#1. I do not like change.
Especially when it involves moving the coffeepot downstairs.
Have you ever had to maneuver stairs with your eyes still shut?
It's not pretty.
#2. I am short.
(I know, it surprised me too!)
My involvement in removing the soffits consisted of me handing my son, Dakota, the sledgehammer.
And then patting him on the head...er...shoulder, and telling him what a good job he did.
He liked it.
#3. Plumbing does not come naturally to me.
I thought that we were going to have to decorate around the pipes.
Until my Mister handed me a pipe wrench and said, "Here honey, take those apart."
He forgot to tell me that water, still in the line, has to come out somewhere.
That was unfortunate.
But, now you see them...
I wish I could take the credit for that.
Especially at a store full of men whose sole purpose in life is to touch every single little doohicky and thing-a-ma-jig in the store.
For 4 hours.
We'll just blame it on the lack of espresso that Lowe's didn't have.
It's safer that way.
This was a doorjamb with no door.
Now it is a doorway with no jamb.